it’s been a pretty day so far

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time



alex ovechkin is the kanye west of hockey

another good candidate would be claude ‘I would build a franchise around myself’ giroux


"but if you’re not the captain…. and i’m not the captain…. then who the fuck is flying this team?!?!?!" - the san jose sharks probably



video for my spanish 1 class. the directions were “film a conversation between you and a family member using the basic greetings we have learned so far this year” so naturally i made this

tumblr deleted this off my blog omfg